Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Happy(?) New Year!

He wishes humans had evolved the ability to hibernate over winter and to live on cake, tea and chocolate alone. 
As we haven’t he’s a gloom connoisseur predicting environmental chaos which he’s really looking forward to cos it’ll mean he won’t have to get up for work as the office will be 10 foot under water and swamped with sewage. 
And, fingers crossed, the swindlers in Parliament will have drowned too. 
This thought is one of the few things that actually cheers him up.

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