The Story of Beastman-The Journey To The Otherworld

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A young lass up on the moor has the shock of her life when she bumps into Beastman, legend of the Moor. She is is given the task of getting some shopping for him as he finds it 'hard to discreetly walk the aisles' of a supermarket. Will she return with his shopping and live to tell the tale.....?

Luv & Stuff

This lass had a stroke of luck in the love stakes....she's all loved up cos the door to door salesman actually was her type & not at all bad looking considerin he was wearing a creased grey suit & pink tie the first time she lay eyes upon him. Ok, so he wears white socks & his ears are like rashers of bacon, but she sees through such imperfections to the real inner man. Honest. & I ain't being sarcastic.

Cheese

Life grates on him. Life the grater, him the cheese.

Yellow Top

I couldn’t be arsed pretending to like him.
I mean, what’s the point of disliking someone if you can’t show it?

Squirrel

 A true story from a true woman, honest.

Beagle

He smells of crisps and beer.

She's in love.