One Less

She’s an old fashioned disciplinarian who can’t be doing with mouthy gits.

Soft Spot

I often seen him down The Dog & Duck where he’s wont to cheat at darts and neck back unattended pints of beer. I  walk back home with him time to time as we live in the same part of town though I’ve never invited him in for a coffee. I’ve a soft spot for him but I don’t want fleas in my flat.

Nice Shot

Spring's in the air and he feels like a pup again; he's loosened his collar an extra notch, pissed on a few posts more on his morning walk and flicked a flea onto the neighbour's whining cat. Nice shot.