Learning to knit’d do this bloke a lot of good.
The cemented grimace might even crack after his first scarf or hat.
Cast on thirty stitches, knit two purl two in a lovely shade of pink or blue.
Legwarmers for the missus or a jumper emerging row by row. And cosy socks for Christmas with a snowman motif.
Needle in, yarn over, slide off, pull through.
